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Miss Kitty Fairlane Interviews the Producer of the Scary Movie “Dry Blood” for Halloween

Miss Kitty Fairlane invites Kelton Jones, the producer and director of the award winning horror film, Dry Blood, for Cocktails with Miss Kitty.  Join them for a funny, informative and rather tipsy chat and see how Miss Kitty makes her Halloween cocktail, Dried Blood with Body Parts.

Kelton Jones is a feature film director, actor and producer. His ghost story psychological thriller, Dry Blood, won 25 Awards on the festival circuit including many Best Feature, Best Director, and Best Actor wins. Notably Dry Blood won Best Feature and Best Actor at the Bram Stoker International Film Festival in Whitby, UK.  Dry Blood is currently available as blue ray and DVD and is streaming on multiple VOD sites including Amazon Prime. The soundtrack is available on limited release vinyl.

We recommend you watch Dry Blood on YouTube tonight to make your Halloween a lot more spooky!

Kelton also plays the lead role opposite Alena Gerard in the feature film The Evil Down The Street. A film about a family dealing with a demonic possession.  The Evil Down The Street is currently on Amazon Prime. 

Kelton has worked in the film industry since he was 16 years old. He has worked in almost every craft in film production. He was a cinematographer and cameraman for many years shooting features, television, documentaries and visual effects. He was a visual effects DP on Mel Gibson’s The Passion Of The Christ, and has shot documentaries for Ice-T, The LA Rams, and Robert Zemeckis. He was segment DP and cameraman for Jimmy Kimmel Live, The Bonnie Hunt Show, and Spike Ferensten Show, and The Reel.  

In addition to working in production and development Kelton teaches children to become filmmakers at the Young Actors Theatre Camp in the Santa Cruz mountains. Three of the films Kelton has shot at the camp have been accepted and shown in the American Pavilion at the Cannes International Film Festival.  

Currently Kelton is playing the role of Gloucester in Shakespeare’s King Lear which will be performing at various venues in Los Angeles later this summer. 

Dry Blood feature website https://epic-pictures.com/film/dry-blood

Kelton Jones IMDb http://www.imdb.me/keltonjones

Dried Blood with Body Parts Cocktail Recipe

1/2 Cup Sugar
1/4 Cup Beet Juice
1/4 Cup Honey
1/2 Cup Beet Juice
1/2 Cup Pomegranate Juice
4 Ounce Tequila Blanco
3 Ounce Grand Mariner
Juice of 1 Lemon
12 Ounce Sparkling Water
Pomegranate seeds (to look like human teeth)
Preferably fake rubber body parts including fingers, eyeballs and ears
Never mind add way more Tequila and Grand Marnier
  1. Combine sugar, beet juice and honey in saucepan. Cook over medium high heat and stir and let come to a slow boil.
  2. Turn off heat. While the mixture is still hot, dunk the top of the cocktail glass into mixture to create bloody rim. Flip the glass right side up until it is done dripping.
  3. Let cool for 5 minutes and soon after lick rim while you drink your blood.
  4. Combine beet juice, pomegranate juice, tequila, Grand Marnier, lemon juice, sparkling water in a large pitcher. Stir and add more alcohol if you really wanna get wasted. Serve in blood-dripped glasses add pomegranate seeds and garnish with fingers, eyeballs and ears.


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